we should wear snuggies to the strip club
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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