she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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