Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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