i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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