At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Its about making memories worth repressing
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Randomize
