Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
