I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Randomize
