Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Enjoy the penises
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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