@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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