Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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