i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
why do cheetos always look like penises
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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