So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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