So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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