is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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