White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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