And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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