Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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