dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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