Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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