so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
and i looked up. we had an audience...
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
COCAINE IS GR8
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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