so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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