is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
we're making bets on your personal life
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
ttyl tear gas
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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