the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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