They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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