belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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