OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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