Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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