I need help removing her.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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