...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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