u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Randomize
