you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
she smelled like a LAN party
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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