I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I didn't notice because vodka
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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