On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
im on a boat
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