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I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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