i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I licked your asshole in confidence.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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