As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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