Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Randomize
