this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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