i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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