Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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