Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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