Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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