Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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