just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
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