her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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