brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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