Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
