I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
