I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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