she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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